Monday, February 13, 2012

It’s OBAMA’S Budget!

Obama will release his proposed budget today . . . with a projected deficit of $1.33 trillion. That’s $1,330,000,000,000 for those who are counting. It will take a while to count that, just to let you know.

And it’s HIS proposed budget. He didn’t negotiate with Republicans to get to this point. No law requires him to have yet another trillion dollar deficit. Republicans in Congress did not take a break from doing nothing to force him to propose this budget. Eeeeeevil Bush and his sinister mastermind Cheney did not break into the Oval Office and force Obama to propose this budget. Obama’s fantasies aside, Jesus most emphatically did not tell him to propose this budget. The Bible does not command this budget. The Episcopalian Holy Spirit did not take a break from inspiring inclusion and holy listening to move Obama to propose this budget. The Devil did not make Obama propose this budget. Europeans did not tell Obama he must propose this budget or be recolonized. The evil rich, those “millionaires and billionaires,” did not force Obama to propose this budget. The evil dead did not force Obama to propose this budget. It may be worthy of zombies*, but this is Obama’s budget. Got it?

Obama and Democrats will surely make excuses and pass the blame to Bush/Europe/Congress/evilrich/Republicans/theeconomy/globalwarming. But THIS IS OBAMA’S BUDGET!

Do I have to repeat myself?


*On second thought, I am not aware of any zombies who have been irresponsible Socialist spendthrifts. I apologize to all zombies and their friends who were offended.

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